if i died in some freak accident
“I would want my friends to run over to my apartment and throw away my ridiculous amount of plastic bags, anything that is sex related, my secret stash of cigarettes (which I haven’t touch in FOREVER), my hoochie underwear and get rid of my insane amount of unopened mail. I would want this done in the first few hours of my death before my parents came over to clear it out.
As a friend, this is what I expect you to do for me.”
“hahahaha* this is so good.
*translation- oh my god i need to stop laughing and organize this arrangement ASAP.” (via amyyy)haha :)
